June, 24th, 2006 Saturday

the past week was an extemely cool week cuz the showstopper, jerry, turned 26(....sign....) on tuesday, the 20th!

was kinda busy at work, but everything had been going on well. so, i guess there isn't much to whine over at work, but, except some usual stupid instructions from my boss to follow.
took a day off on tues' to sorta celebrate with my sweetheart. and it was undeniably the most awesome day!
working out at gym was good too. squatted on monday, supersetted chest and back on wednesday, and fried shoulders, traps and arms on thursday. being able to feel the pump allover the body again was good, really good.
i wasn't as big as before, as freaky as before, but i'm quite happy with what i am now. i felt healhtier, lighter and breath more effortlessly. i still wanna be big, but not to the extend of what i am used to be. at 82, i think just a couple more kilos of muscle would be fine and nice.

coolest pair of jeans!!

birthday present from my sweetheart

June, 14th, 2006 Wednesday

STENGLISH

Dear all, I would really like to take this opportunity to introduce another type of hybrid english to you guys. Somewhat similar to 'Singlish', its consists of the usual 'lar', 'leh' and 'lor'. But the screwed up thing is that it makes you wreck your brains trying to understand and figure out what the fuck the person who use 'Stenglish' is trying to relate. Pls do not attemp to talk to people who use 'Stenglish' if you are short tempered. You will end up walloping that guy for good.

Here's a perfect example:

In the midst of a meeting, my boss is trying to stress on a certain important point to us, it goes;

Boss: Eh, Not think not por-si-ber har! Could be happen!

All of us: *awkward silence* *blur*

Can youactually figure out what the fuck he is trying to say? alright, I shall be nice and enlighten you, he is trying to say, "don't think its impossible, it can happen".
Nabeh, its amazing that he can communicate with my angmoh big boss using his superb english. no wonder everytime after my angmoh big boss talked to him, he frowned and looked disgusted.
And you know why its called 'Stenglish'? cos he, the originator of the language is named Stephen. you can bet there's more to come...stay tuned....


<---- this smiling a**hole here is my boss, also known as Stephen don't be fooled by his looks.the old saying, ' looks can deceiving really
applies here. sometime ago, this mofo actually blurted something sick
to me after he shook one of a female colleague's hand. he said; " warrhhh...
her hand hor...soft like toufu leh...." and he looked damn tee koh when he
said that lor...nabeh...freaking sick right...*pukes*

June, 6th, 2006 Tuesday

In this morning, as i was busy popping pill after pill into my mouth, my mum stared at me with concern and popped some questions...

mum: di, are you not feeling well? (looked very worried)

me: err..yea...ERR...NO!! why? (still quite blur...)

mum: then why are you taking medicine? (still very concerned)

me: har?!? what medicine? no lar...its my vitamin pills...(couldn't bother to explain what is tribulus, glucosamine...etc)

mum: how come vitamins have to take so many? i only take 1 to 2 tablets...

me: err...for bodybuilding purposes..aiyah, take liao grow big big muscles one lah...(popping the last tablet..)

mum: har?!?!? what grow big big? grow so big for what? you take steroids ah?!? (stared at me suspiciously...)

me: no lah!!!! siao ah!?!? (rushes off to work)

the 'vitamins' i take every morning

you see, i couldnt' really blame my mum for being suspicious about me taking those shit load of pill and tablets... and i'm repeating it day after day without fail...