August, 14th, 2007 Tuesday
What to do if you have a assholic ah beng neighbour?
(sorry, I couldn't help but to rant...)
Last nite after returning home from my workout, I was freaking tired, hungry and needed a shower badly. As I approached the lift at my block, all I wanna do is to get in and get home as fast as I can, but I saw this chao ah beng neighbour who stayed right beside my apartment arranging his fugly hamster's fur like hair in the closed lift and puffing his ciggarette away. Chee bye. how could anyone be so fucking inconsiderate as to fucking smoke in the lift? The whole fucking lift was filled with the ciggarette smoke and as I press for the lift door to open, he realised I was outside staring at him.
He took his fucking time to walk out and took another puff and released it into the lift again. He stared at me as if I was in the wrong disturbing him grooming himself and puffing away in the lift. He thinks by being a gangster everyone should be afraid of him. But I locked eyes with him and ask him can he not smoke in the lift. He just walked away. This motherfucker, shift into my block several weeks ago. Their whole fucking family are just a bunch of unfriendly and inconsiderate assholes that deserves to be burned in hell.
Before they shifted in, they had their contractors to do renovation work to their apartment. That was okay. But they breached the renovation period and was doing noisy renovation work on and off after one year the renovation period ended. If they were to do it in the weekdays it would probably be fine with me cos I'll be out from early morning and return home at nite. But they choose to get the contractors to do the renovation on weekends! Imagine you are having a good sleep and in the early saturday or sunday morning you were awakened aruptly thinking that you are in the midst of a war zone!
Even my dad was so annoyed and went to tell them to stop work if not we'll call the relevant authorities to handle this issue. Not long after their bloody renovation, they shifted in. There was once I saw their little boy having difficulties to lock their gate, so I offered help, but that little fucker just ignored me as if I was talking to myself! Chee bye. So young and yet so fucking rude.
A few weeks after the incident they started to shift their fucking funitures in and that was okay to me. But the best part is that they threw their carton boxes and plastic covers all over the corridor right outside my main door. Now you tell me, are they brainless assholes or what?! huh?
And most of the nites after retuning home from gym while opening my main door, I could hear their tv set's volumn so loud and clear. This makes me assume they are not just any assholes. They are deaf assholes. I bumped into them on quite a few occassions. And I also realised that they also have a hobby of staring at ppl. So all I could do was to stare back, I guess that was communication to them since they are not humans but assholes.
Well, I've thought of 3 possible solutions to my problem, but I could only choose one..hmmm...
1) Burn their flat, okay this sounds quite serious and would affect me directly as they stay right beside me
2) Ignore them, okay this sounds stupid as they would think that they overpowered you and you are afraid of them, and the best part is that they think that makes them your 'chief'...*roll-eyes*
3) Lightly maim the motherfucking ah beng, knock him unconsicious and threw him to the banglahs naked and let them have all the fun they want with him. I think this solution would work and I dun have to do the 'dirty' job...heheheh
(sorry, I couldn't help but to rant...)
Last nite after returning home from my workout, I was freaking tired, hungry and needed a shower badly. As I approached the lift at my block, all I wanna do is to get in and get home as fast as I can, but I saw this chao ah beng neighbour who stayed right beside my apartment arranging his fugly hamster's fur like hair in the closed lift and puffing his ciggarette away. Chee bye. how could anyone be so fucking inconsiderate as to fucking smoke in the lift? The whole fucking lift was filled with the ciggarette smoke and as I press for the lift door to open, he realised I was outside staring at him.
He took his fucking time to walk out and took another puff and released it into the lift again. He stared at me as if I was in the wrong disturbing him grooming himself and puffing away in the lift. He thinks by being a gangster everyone should be afraid of him. But I locked eyes with him and ask him can he not smoke in the lift. He just walked away. This motherfucker, shift into my block several weeks ago. Their whole fucking family are just a bunch of unfriendly and inconsiderate assholes that deserves to be burned in hell.
Before they shifted in, they had their contractors to do renovation work to their apartment. That was okay. But they breached the renovation period and was doing noisy renovation work on and off after one year the renovation period ended. If they were to do it in the weekdays it would probably be fine with me cos I'll be out from early morning and return home at nite. But they choose to get the contractors to do the renovation on weekends! Imagine you are having a good sleep and in the early saturday or sunday morning you were awakened aruptly thinking that you are in the midst of a war zone!
Even my dad was so annoyed and went to tell them to stop work if not we'll call the relevant authorities to handle this issue. Not long after their bloody renovation, they shifted in. There was once I saw their little boy having difficulties to lock their gate, so I offered help, but that little fucker just ignored me as if I was talking to myself! Chee bye. So young and yet so fucking rude.
A few weeks after the incident they started to shift their fucking funitures in and that was okay to me. But the best part is that they threw their carton boxes and plastic covers all over the corridor right outside my main door. Now you tell me, are they brainless assholes or what?! huh?
And most of the nites after retuning home from gym while opening my main door, I could hear their tv set's volumn so loud and clear. This makes me assume they are not just any assholes. They are deaf assholes. I bumped into them on quite a few occassions. And I also realised that they also have a hobby of staring at ppl. So all I could do was to stare back, I guess that was communication to them since they are not humans but assholes.
Well, I've thought of 3 possible solutions to my problem, but I could only choose one..hmmm...
1) Burn their flat, okay this sounds quite serious and would affect me directly as they stay right beside me
2) Ignore them, okay this sounds stupid as they would think that they overpowered you and you are afraid of them, and the best part is that they think that makes them your 'chief'...*roll-eyes*
3) Lightly maim the motherfucking ah beng, knock him unconsicious and threw him to the banglahs naked and let them have all the fun they want with him. I think this solution would work and I dun have to do the 'dirty' job...heheheh
posted by Freakazoid at 9:28 AM
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